'Now's the perfect time…' the song begins, 'when the season is just right…' The ad was for Mount Airy Lodge: a magical place with heated, in-room swimming pools, crackling fireplaces, elevated Jacuzzis shaped like champagne glasses, and endless low-impact activities. But more than anything, I was scared it wouldn't be the paradise I'd been imagining for the past 30 years.Īs a kid, a commercial about one of these Poconos resorts crafted my entire concept of married adulthood. I worried it would be a waste of both time and babysitting. It suddenly seemed expensive, and cheesy, and forced. Stuck in New Jersey traffic, I felt a surge of anxiety at being away from our son, who was with his grandparents for the weekend, and fearful that we had made a terrible mistake choosing to go to an all-inclusive honeymoon-style resort in the Pocono Mountains. My husband Neal and I bickered as we drove to 'the Land of Love.' Our romantic weekend getaway was supposed to be revitalizing and relaxing, but so far it was only putting me on edge.

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